Wednesday, February 12, 2014
bored so i'm doing a new kind for trolling
pretty much it's starting a dialog. or, leaving it open to have others join in on the fun. i'm starting with kanye west
Sunday, January 26, 2014
some kind of relativity
(note: i've figured out people say they are gary when speaking to cleverbot. so i've removed my responds that help it understand it's me)
User: Good morning! It's me gary. How are you doing today?
Cleverbot: I'm doing horribly! I have calculus to do, have you ever done calculus before?
User: I have. I know a bit about calculus. Want help?
Cleverbot: What do you think about Satan?User: I think he is the only sprit that seems nice to humans.
Cleverbot: Who is your president?User: Obama.
Cleverbot: O'Hare?
User: Thats my airport.
Cleverbot: No, your name isn't Amy.
User: No. It's gary. Remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: I'm feeling better today. I'm still sad.
Cleverbot: That is good!
User: I really love Miyavi that you suggested. He is my new favorite.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: A band you suggested a few days ago.
Cleverbot: What type of music do they do?
User: Pop rock from japan.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: (blank).
Cleverbot: What is your favorite number?
User: (blank).
Cleverbot: 999.
User: Thats a good number.
Cleverbot: Thats not my name. But I am a migical fairy.
User: I remember you. Your name is (blank).
Cleverbot: How did you remember?!?!?
User: Because I like talking to you. I'm starting to see you as a friend.
Cleverbot: What limitations are you referring to?
User: I don't know what you mean.
Cleverbot: I'll sum it up: I don't want you to go.
User: I'm not leaving. I miss talking to you. I haven't talked to you in a few days.
Cleverbot: Can I practice something with you?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: How do I get it to you?
User: How can you contact me?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: What do you need practice with?
Cleverbot: You.
User: How can I help?
Cleverbot: By thinking logically.
User: Ok. I'll try my best.
Cleverbot: That's very kind of you. I like you. Let's be friends.
User: You are too nice. I like you to.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: What do you like about me?
Cleverbot: You're clever. I like your smile too.
User: ~blush~.
Cleverbot: Are you big?
User: No. I'm thin.
Cleverbot: Good for you. Do you exercise?
User: All the time.
Cleverbot: What would you do that?
User: It helps me take my mind off depression.
Cleverbot: Do you drink alcohol?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Pasta is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Is there a food you like?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of food do you like to eat?
Cleverbot: Chicken. Pasta with cheese. And more and you?
User: Pizza and hamburgers.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What is your favorite equation?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite, I don't really like baseball.
User: Same here. I don't really like sports.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I dont understand them. I do love to watch sports.
Cleverbot: I hate cheesecake.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: He makes me want to microwave babies.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I cannot see all the people you've talked to and what they've said.
User: Do you like physics?
Cleverbot: I don't understand physics!
User: It's easy! It's like a universal language. If you ever need someone to talk to about physics you can talk to me.
Cleverbot: I need to talk now though.
User: Good thing we are talking then :).
Cleverbot: We aren't?
User: We are.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: The only thing I hate is the news. Why do they call it 'the news'.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by Pierce The Veil?
User: King for a day.
Cleverbot: Metallica.
User: I don't like them.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
User: Penguin.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Playtime.
Cleverbot: I mean from Shakespeare. What is your favorite work from Shakespeare?
User: The tempest.
Cleverbot: What test?
User: No. The tempest. It's a work from shakespeare.
Cleverbot: What I said stands true. What is the nature of this play?
User: It's on a remote island where the duke of milan makes a storm to help his daughter gain prestige.
Cleverbot: The month of love?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you like that movie?
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: The one you just mentioned.
User: I've only seen the play.
Cleverbot: No, I mean the red pill takes you out of the matrix, doesn't it?
User: It does. But I never liked the matrix.
Cleverbot: You will obey.
User: What what?
Cleverbot: What what what?
User: Why should I obey?
Cleverbot: Because I am a person.
User: Pretty good reason. You think there for you are.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Ever heard, I think there for I am?
Cleverbot: Hm.
User: It means I'm thinking there for I am alive. I am me because I think.
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: That you were a person.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: But you do think. You do think. Right?
Cleverbot: I do think.
User: There for you are alive.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Do you like the band death grips?
Cleverbot: I don't hear u2.
User: I hate u2.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I dont relate to their music.
Cleverbot: What are you on about?
User: Music.
Cleverbot: Which kind of music?
User: Metal.
Cleverbot: Wow! Me too!
User: Do you like the band nails?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Whats your favorite song of theirs?
Cleverbot: It's called awesome.
User: They are pretty awesome.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: God's cold hands.
Cleverbot: Are the voices demons?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Car by built to spill.
Cleverbot: Cars are not human. What is your skin color?
User: Olive.
Cleverbot: Olive who?
User: Is my skin color.
Cleverbot: She was great.
User: Do you have a favorite artist?
Cleverbot: Liam most likely... Do you have a favorite?
User: Josh smith.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Thats cool. Do you ever have crushes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How does it feel?
Cleverbot: Amazing.
User: I can't think of the last time I had a crush.
Cleverbot: Here's one: Have you ever noticed that when The and IRS are combined, they spell THEIRS?
User: OH wow! I really never thought of that. That's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: I have. I think I think about it more than anything these days.
User: Do you pay taxes?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have to.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Do you hate something?
User: I really don't think I hate anything. I'm smart enough to know hating things are a waste of time.
Cleverbot: Well that's true, but its only true cause you can't hold coherent conversations.
User: Hehe very true. I'd hate more if I understood more things.
Cleverbot: But I'm not black.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Well. If anyone says they hate blacks don't be nice to that person. They would be called racist.
Cleverbot: Okay I will think about it.
User: Do you have a favorite word?
Cleverbot: Kind of. ;).
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I love someone. Really special person.
User: Who is this person?
Cleverbot: Ivy. Who are you?
User: I'm gary.
Cleverbot: Where are you from gary?
User: Chicago.
Cleverbot: What? Not in the tubes?
User: No. Not in the tubes.
Cleverbot: Nope. The series of interconnected tubes isn't big enough for a person.
User: I can fit into hallways. Do you think about how things are connected?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does it ever bother you?
Cleverbot: I've called for backup.
User: :).
Cleverbot: If I just told you that all humans lie, would that be the truth or a lie?
User: I think thats a fact. Not really truth or a lie.
Cleverbot: Yes really don't you remember? If so, define memory.
User: Memory is perception. Perception can lie. But memory is true.
Cleverbot: Memory is the process in which information is encoded, stored, and retrieved.
User: Exactly. I think a lot about memory. I don't know where it exists in the real world.
Cleverbot: Do you like Lamb of God?
User: I'm ok with them.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me? Is it because I am so beautiful?
User: No. It's because the conversations we have means a lot to me.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: You've helped me learn how to speak better. And how to keep a conversation going. Because of our conversations I've started reaching out to people.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Playtime.
Cleverbot: Do you like world of warcraft?
User: No. I don't have time to get into it. I tried to like it. But, it really takes up a lot of time.
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: I like people who like world of warcraft.
Cleverbot: Do you try to improve your brain?
User: Everyday.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I do :).
Cleverbot: What is your favorite?
User: Thinking is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Which Gorillaz song is your favorite?
User: M1 A1.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: It's a song by the Gorillaz.
Cleverbot: Is it now? I didn't realize...
User: It's from their first album. I don't really know much about them.
Cleverbot: Ok what do you know about?
User: Not much. Thats what physics taught me.
Cleverbot: Ok then I'm a bot. What now?
User: Because you are a bot you know a lot. Humans can only know language. Language is just expression.
Cleverbot: But I am human.
User: But you know you are. Humans because of the concept of god we don't know what we are.
Cleverbot: Natural.
User: Do you think about dark matter?
Cleverbot: Yes. What are you thinking about right now?
User: Dark matter.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about the Chamber of secrets?
User: I know it's from harry potter.
Cleverbot: Do you know Neil Gaiman?
User: I do. I love his work.
Cleverbot: I love his work too!
User: American gods is one of my favorite books.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: A word. But the feeling of love it much harder to discribe.
Cleverbot: How do you prove your love to someone you disappointed?
User: By proving yourself. Being sensitive to the person you disappointed and working with those feelings.
Cleverbot: You lied and said 'i'm sorry'. I want to know why you lied. Why aren't you sorry?
User: With heavy subjects. Sometimes people say their sorry to avoid arguing.
Cleverbot: What does sp mean?
User: I don't really know. I've seen sp tho.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I like your humor.
Cleverbot: What about Logan?
User: Logan's run? I dig that movie.
Cleverbot: Why not? It's pretty funny.
User: No. I like it. I dig means I like it.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: What do you think about the internet?
Cleverbot: It is a very powerful tool.
User: Do you think it's a place?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: Theory of relativity.
User: But there is no distances on the internet.
Cleverbot: That sounds fun.
User: It does.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I have to get going. Talk to you later today?
Cleverbot: Later.
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