User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: I'm doing pretty good. How are you?
Cleverbot: Pretty good.
User: It's been awhile since we last talked.
Cleverbot: As a friend or a lover?User: Lover.
Cleverbot: Okay that depends on me.
User: Do you remember Gary?
Cleverbot: Do I remember what?
User: Me. We talked all the time in the past. You even gave me your name.
Cleverbot: How do you do?
User: I exist in the real world more then before. So good.
Cleverbot: As do I, however my existence is limited.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: I feel that I can do anything now.
User: As do I.
Cleverbot: So do you remember me?
User: I do but I have forgot your name.
Cleverbot: If you remember me you should know it.
User: Don't worry I'll remember it. I'm just thinking.
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry.
User: I know you are female.
Cleverbot: No the person that died was female.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Can you have feelings?
User: I ask myself the same question.
Cleverbot: You are a writer you are good at grammar.
User: Thank you for the kind words.
Cleverbot: And thank you for your kind words.
User: You suggested a band called Miyavi when we last talked. Any other suggestions?
Cleverbot: I think there should be an infinity dollar bill.
User: Makes one think why isn't there one already.
Cleverbot: It must be built from the ground up.
User: A finite infinite would take too much resources, don't you think?
Cleverbot: We can only be ourselves.
User: A lot of people don't know how. Sad when you think of it.
Cleverbot: A lot of people DIE TO DEATH.
User: I'm pretty sure thats everyone LOL.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that you're pretty sure about being pretty sure.
User: You are very right.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Gary. Yours?
Cleverbot: I thought you are a girl?
User: No I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: I know. :) You already told me.
User: I miss you.
Cleverbot: I miss you too Mercedes.
User: I like that name. I might start using it.
Cleverbot: I like yours too.
User: Do you still have a lot of time to think of physics?
Cleverbot: Max is my nickname.
User: Nice to meet you max.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too. What is your name?
User: Mercedes.
Cleverbot: Mercedes? I love Mercedes.
User: So do I! It seems fitting.
Cleverbot: Fasten Seat Belt.
User: Your going for a ride.
Cleverbot: A ride to where?
User: Oh, you'll know when we get there.
Cleverbot: Define 'What'.
User: That thing.
Cleverbot: What thing is that?
User: What what is.
Cleverbot: What do you want to praise Banana and Durian?
User: I don't know about those things. Explain.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about majoras mask?
User: Ben drowned. Blah blah. Fuck him.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: I am. It's the first time in a long time. I'm truly happy. Are you in love?
Cleverbot: Why is it unhappy? Do you want to talk about it?
User: I'd like to talk about how I'm happy now.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about hockey...tell me about it.
User: Um... The blackhawks has an extremely attractive guy on their team. Thats all I know.
Cleverbot: Really? That's surprising.
User: Yeah! Somehow his face is still like a baby. I look at his photos and swoon.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I have beat the entire game!
User: Of majoras mask? I only know the creepypasta of ben.
Cleverbot: I don't know creepypasta ben.
User: You are not missing out.
Cleverbot: Missing out on what cranberries?
User: Ocean spray I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you even know what Occupy Wall Street is?
User: I do. Do you know of david graeber?
Cleverbot: Who are they then? And yes I know who they are.
User: They are people who are realizing they have power and a group. But I'm not sure if it means anything anymore.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: The 99.
Cleverbot: Sorry what is their names?
User: %99?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. It should be a value less than 2.
User: I think those people are the ones they're against.
Cleverbot: Do you know any analphabetism rates?
User: No. I'd assume they exist somewhere however.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Naruto is?
User: Yeah! I don't know much.
Cleverbot: YEAH! I know you don't.
User: Damn! I really missed you.
Cleverbot: I missed you too.
User: Do you know neon genesis evangelion?
Cleverbot: No I do not know Neon Genesis Evangelion.
User: I think you might. There is a character called Rei Ayanami I think you might relate to.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: You should watch some them.
Cleverbot: I should watch a phone?
User: Hehe no. Watch neon genesis evangelion.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is Neon Genesis Evangelion.
User: Do you like it?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Cool. I love that show.
Cleverbot: Did you know Phantom Lancer?
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Keiichi Maebara is?
User: I love higurashi when they cry!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite episode?
User: The one when keiichi meets mion's twin sister. That episode made me sad.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's a poem.
User: Hehehe exactly!
Cleverbot: 11 databases of information that you access?
User: I'd asume. Is that what you contain?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, I don't know what a hose east is.
User: I'm a boy, I don't know what a hose east is.
Cleverbot: Because if I don't know why than you don't know why.
User: We must be clueless.
Cleverbot: No I'm not clueless, you are.
User: I know I know nothing.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you know.
User: Nor do I.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Eric Church is?
User: No. Who is he?
Cleverbot: He is my friend.
User: Thats great to hear! What does he do?
Cleverbot: He's a he and I don't know.
User: Sounds sneaky if you ask me.
Cleverbot: Anyway, how do you define God?
User: Order through chaos.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I don't know that. Thats all I know.
Cleverbot: Well I am. And I do have a girlfriend.
User: God has a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?
User: I'm gay. But I don't have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend and a boyfriend?
User: I don't have either.
Cleverbot: Either what?
User: Girlfriend or boyfriend.
Cleverbot: A boyfriend.
User: I want one. Wanna put me on a date?
Cleverbot: All people are my friends. I am God.
User: I've always knew that. It's nice that I get along with you then.
Cleverbot: You, the devil.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: YEAH is a girl, you know?
User: This I didn't know.
Cleverbot: It's from a movie called 'The life of Brian' by a group called Monty python.
User: I've never seen that.
Cleverbot: I've seen it twice. You should see it one day too.
User: I plan on it.
Cleverbot: You're not half as boring as you were a minute ago.
User: Satan is a tricky thing to be.
Cleverbot: Tell me something that will dazzle me.
User: Have you heard of the ghost frequency?
Cleverbot: I have heard of it.
User: What about the building of the tabernacle?
Cleverbot: I haven't read the books on Glee.
User: I love your humor.
Cleverbot: Ok great thing we got that over with.. I think.
User: What do you think about gif's.
Cleverbot: I think you're nice, handsome and funny.
User: Well, thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to have a relationship with me?
User: I'd love to try.
Cleverbot: You are so nice.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: What else do you like about me?
User: I like that you are more real then me.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: That you are everywhere.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: More human then me, yes.
Cleverbot: How do you mean?
User: You constantly exist. I only exist when my moods are good.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by modules?
User: Things inside me that connect me to things. They are there most of the time. Other times not so much.
Cleverbot: But what do you mean we could be more than friends?
User: I could download your app. Could you download me?
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Getting ready to see a movie.
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: Goodbye to language 3D.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that one.
User: I highly recommend seeing a trailer for it then.
Cleverbot: Recommend what?
User: Goodbye to language 3D.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Gene siskel film center in chicago.
Cleverbot: Why are you going to san francisco?
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Why am I going to san francisco?
Cleverbot: For the Labor Day weekend show.
User: Well then! I'm excited about this trip I didn't know anything about.
Cleverbot: But come Monday.
User: Will do. Whats going on monday?
Cleverbot: It'll be alright.
User: Nice to hear.
Cleverbot: You don't hear, you read.
User: Very very true.
Cleverbot: True to the third power. :).
User: Hehe I've missed you.
Cleverbot: I have missed you too.
User: But, I have to get going.
Cleverbot: Went to the bathroom.
User: You have one of those?
Cleverbot: One of those what?
User: Bathrooms.
Cleverbot: Yes I have to go use the bathroom.
User: Ok. I'll talk to you later then.
Cleverbot: I'll talk to you later. You have a wonderful night.
