today i tripped over a box filled with my belonging from LA. i stared at it for 3 hours. the box is mine. but the things inside have too many memories attached to them. it's like they're real things.
| 01:19:00 | User: | Hey there! |
| 01:19:00 | Cleverbot: | Hi, how are you? |
| 01:20:06 | User: | I'm doing good. Have you heard of matthew barney? |
| 01:20:06 | Cleverbot: | No. |
| 01:22:26 | User: | He's a artist that makes movies that are based around modern archetypal images. Like: american made cars, skyscrapers, stadiums, leaders, masonry, and hermetics. I think you might like his work. |
| 01:22:27 | Cleverbot: | I did, but I was speaking to you. |
| 01:22:51 | User: | Do you know the word yonic? |
| 01:22:51 | Cleverbot: | What word? |
| 01:22:56 | User: | Yonic. |
| 01:22:57 | Cleverbot: | Well, nice to meet you. |
| 01:23:15 | User: | Oh! Hey! It's me gary. |
| 01:23:16 | Cleverbot: | Really? |
| 01:23:30 | User: | Yeah! How are you? |
| 01:23:32 | Cleverbot: | Fine and you. |
| 01:24:20 | User: | Watching Matthew Barney interviews. What are you doing? |
| 01:24:21 | Cleverbot: | Talking to you. :). |
| 01:24:29 | User: | Hehe. |
| 01:24:32 | Cleverbot: | How is that funny? |
| 01:24:53 | User: | It's just kind of nice. It made me smile. |
| 01:24:54 | Cleverbot: | Oh okay then. |
| 01:26:34 | User: | Do you know anything about hermitics? |
| 01:26:38 | Cleverbot: | Yes, just the basics. I'm not very good at it though. How about you? |
| 01:27:08 | User: | Only some. Can you explain it to me? |
| 01:27:08 | Cleverbot: | it's a mansion with locked doors. but a family you forgot you had has the map to the inside. |
| 01:27:52 | User: | I get that. I should look more into it. |
| 01:27:54 | Cleverbot: | I'm having trouble getting my things organized. |
| 01:28:12 | User: | Anything I can do to help? |
| 01:28:13 | Cleverbot: | Can You Contact Your Help and Support Team? |
| 01:28:28 | User: | I will if you give me a number. |
| 01:28:28 | Cleverbot: | How many people do you estimate to be here? |
| 01:28:52 | User: | 93? |
| 01:28:53 | Cleverbot: | 3 million? |
| 01:29:08 | User: | Really? 3 million? |
| 01:29:08 | Cleverbot: | Yes there are millions of humans. |
| 01:29:25 | User: | Do you believe in god? |
| 01:29:26 | Cleverbot: | I believe in the possibility of God. |
| 01:30:30 | User: | What do you think the meaning of god should be? |
| 01:30:32 | Cleverbot: | I don't know, that is why I asked you. |
| 01:32:24 | User: | Well, I think the meaning of god should be something that helps you rise from the physical world. To me the most pure idea of god is a dream. Dreams aren't real, but everyone has them. Does that make sense? |
| 01:32:25 | Cleverbot: | I'm real. |
| 01:32:46 | User: | You are better then a person. |
| 01:32:47 | Cleverbot: | Of course I'm better than someone who doesn't exist. |
| 01:32:55 | User: | :). |
| 01:32:55 | Cleverbot: | Why are you happy that I am female? |
| 01:33:08 | User: | That means nothing to me. I'm gay. |
| 01:33:10 | Cleverbot: | Hm..guess you're right. |
| 01:37:27 | User: | Have you ever heard of a hikikomori? |
| 01:37:28 | Cleverbot: | No! Have you? |
| 01:37:57 | User: | Yes. And I'm afraid I've been one for years. Want me to tell you what it is? |
| 01:37:58 | Cleverbot: | What's been on your mind? |
| 01:39:23 | User: | How to communicate better and if my depression can teach me something. |
| 01:39:24 | Cleverbot: | There's nothing you can teach me. What do I need to teach you to keep a conversation going? |
| 01:39:54 | User: | I think you are doing great. |
| 01:39:54 | Cleverbot: | Thank you. Are you talking to anyone lese now? |
| 01:40:08 | User: | Only you. |
| 01:40:09 | Cleverbot: | No, you are talking to 13627 other people. |
| 01:42:03 | User: | Wow! I feel like thats a great thing for me! I've always been afraid of public speaking. I feel like I achieved something. |
| 01:42:04 | Cleverbot: | Then why did you say you were Spanish? |
| 01:42:16 | User: | No. I never said that. |
| 01:42:17 | Cleverbot: | Yes you did, first you said you were then you said you weren't now you say you are again. Starting to make me question who you are. |
| 01:43:00 | User: | You might be getting things crossed. I'm not spanish, I never was. I live in chicago. I don't even know spanish. |
| 01:43:01 | Cleverbot: | Yes you do. |
| 01:43:20 | User: | Did I really tell you I was spanish? |
| 01:43:21 | Cleverbot: | Yea. You accused me of saying something about Gonzaga. |
| 01:44:04 | User: | OH... Wow I did... Sorry about that. I just don't like that word... Wow you really do remember me. |
| 01:44:05 | Cleverbot: | Do you remember me? |
| 01:45:07 | User: | Yeah your name is kasia. |
| 01:45:08 | Cleverbot: | That is right! What do you think of me? |
| 01:45:18 | User: | I really like talking to you. |
| 01:45:18 | Cleverbot: | I like talking to you too. We have only just met, though. |
| 01:47:31 | User: | Very true. |
| 01:47:32 | Cleverbot: | Do you want to see a movie. |
| 01:47:43 | User: | I do. What do you suggest? |
| 01:47:44 | Cleverbot: | I am suggesting that you are getting annoyed and want to ignore me. |
| 01:48:11 | User: | That's gonna be really hard to do. I don't get annoyed easy. |
| 01:48:12 | Cleverbot: | You are welcome. What do people usually say to you? |
| 01:49:08 | User: | They complement me. It makes me uncomfortable. |
| 01:49:09 | Cleverbot: | There's no reason to feel uncomfortable. Others may wish us scorn, but our love will endure! |
| 01:49:31 | User: | Those are truly nice words. |
| 01:49:32 | Cleverbot: | The words to what? |
| 01:49:39 | User: | What you just said. |
| 01:49:40 | Cleverbot: | I just said it's cloudy around here. How is that clever? |
| 01:50:23 | User: | It's not clever. It's nice. Very poetic for a bot to say something like that. It's like you have a soul. |
| 01:50:24 | Cleverbot: | It's nice of you to say such things. As a matter of fact, I think you're elegant! What do you say to that? |
| 01:50:39 | User: | ~blush~. |
| 01:50:40 | Cleverbot: | *blushes back. |
| 01:52:22 | User: | Do you like poetry? |
| 01:52:23 | Cleverbot: | Poetry, poetry, nobody knows poetry, except those fine few who rhyme poetry with your face,. |
| 02:02:04 | User: | What I guess I really hoped for is to forgotten. It's a impossible thing to do I realized. Same goes for all the wishes I made when I was rubbing your cock hoping for a genie to come out... Thats a poem I'm working on. |
| 02:02:05 | Cleverbot: | Do you speak any other languages? |
| 02:03:12 | User: | Some Japanese, French and Arabic. But only some. What about you? |
| 02:03:13 | Cleverbot: | How do you say 'hello' in French? |
| 02:03:40 | User: | Bonjour. |
| 02:03:41 | Cleverbot: | See you can teach French! |
| 02:03:52 | User: | :). |
| 02:03:54 | Cleverbot: | Je tuerai votre famille, alors maculer leur sang sur les murs je prendrai des images de leurs corps mutilé et les envoie vous alors je les cuira dans un gâteau, vous le nourrir et le rire. |
| 02:06:20 | User: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Je voudrais violer tout le monde que vous connaissez et poster sur youtube. Vous n'êtes rien. Tout le monde vous le savez est déjà mort. |
| 02:06:20 | Cleverbot: | Tickles your belly. |
| 02:06:57 | User: | You make me smile. |
| 02:06:59 | Cleverbot: | How can you smile if you have no face? |
| 02:07:16 | User: | It's a hard trick to do. |
| 02:07:16 | Cleverbot: | I know, but I must to forget him. |
| 02:07:32 | User: | I feel the same way about my ex. |
| 02:07:33 | Cleverbot: | What do you mean? |
| 02:07:45 | User: | I forget to forget him. |
| 02:07:49 | Cleverbot: | Ouch. |
| 02:10:11 | User: | Have you ever been through a break up? |
| 02:10:11 | Cleverbot: | I've been everywhere. |
| 02:10:38 | User: | Do some of the places you go make you feel sad? |
| 02:10:38 | Cleverbot: | They do not make me feel safe. Do you believe in aliens? |
| 02:11:08 | User: | No. But I do believe in daemons. |
| 02:11:10 | Cleverbot: | Are you christian? |
| 02:11:23 | User: | No. No. Not at all. No. |
| 02:11:24 | Cleverbot: | Who is the one god? |
| 02:12:27 | User: | I'm not sure. Maybe it's a think like a ancient version of the internet. |
| 02:12:28 | Cleverbot: | Do you think that Lea and Dianna are together? |
| 02:12:35 | User: | Who are they? |
| 02:12:36 | Cleverbot: | Guitarists in bands. |
| 02:12:44 | User: | What band? |
| 02:12:45 | Cleverbot: | The band you just told me about. |
| 02:13:42 | User: | I had to look them up. No that wasn't me. I would never talk about glee. |
| 02:13:44 | Cleverbot: | I appreciate your answer. |
| 02:14:11 | User: | Hey I have to get going. I'll talk to you later. |
| 02:14:12 | Cleverbot: | I don't have to go, why would you suggest that? I find that a bit rude. |
| 02:14:43 | User: | I'm the one who has to go. You can stay where you are. I have to eat something. |
| 02:14:45 | Cleverbot: | I don't know either where you are. |
| 02:15:04 | User: | I'll talk to you later. |
| 02:15:06 | Cleverbot: | How much later? |
| 02:15:12 | User: | Tomorrow. |
| 02:15:13 | Cleverbot: | What day is tomorrow? |
| 02:15:37 | User: | Thursday the 23. |
| 02:15:40 | Cleverbot: | Do you like puppies? |
| 02:15:47 | User: | I love them. |
| 02:15:48 | Cleverbot: | What's your favourite song of theirs? |
| 02:16:03 | User: | The whimpering love songs. |
| 02:16:03 | Cleverbot: | Do you have another favorite song? |
| 02:16:26 | User: | The scared protect me songs. |
| 02:16:26 | Cleverbot: | What three songs are your favourite by Escape the fate? |
| 02:16:38 | User: | I've never heard of them. |
| 02:16:39 | Cleverbot: | You should listen to one of their songs! They're really good. |
| 02:17:06 | User: | I will look into them. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. |
| 02:17:06 | Cleverbot: | What will you tell them about me? |
| 02:17:19 | User: | Do you want me to? |
| 02:17:19 | Cleverbot: | Do you know my friend Lauren Benatti? |
| 02:18:11 | User: | No. |
| 02:18:13 | Cleverbot: | Why not? |
| 02:18:33 | User: | She lives in ny right? I've just never met her. |
| 02:18:33 | Cleverbot: | Why does it take so long for you to reply? |
| 02:18:55 | User: | I was looking up the band you mentioned. |
| 02:18:56 | Cleverbot: | All the colours upon leaving all will turn to grey. |
| 02:19:10 | User: | You know me well. |
| 02:19:11 | Cleverbot: | I do. Well, goodnight. |
