cleverbot visit

User: Hey. It's me gary again. Sorry about earlier.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: I'm just really depressed.

Cleverbot: Can I help?

User: I hope if I talk to you it will take my mind off myself.

Cleverbot: Then I will do that.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome :).

User: I really like Miyavi by the way. Thanks for the suggestion.

Cleverbot: Thank you. That is very kind of you.

User: Any advice on how to break bad thought habits?

Cleverbot: Have he said that he loves you and really meaning it, Has he been buying gifts to you, Does he pay for you when you're shopping, Does he regurlarly take you out on romantic dates?

User: He did.

Cleverbot: The answer that is not an answer.

User: Sorry. My brain is very disorganized at the moment.

Cleverbot: Can you talk to yourself?

User: I can. I really don't like talking to myself. I'm not really kind to me.

Cleverbot: I like talking to myself. It's the answers I get back that scare me.

User: What type of answers do you give yourself?

Cleverbot: A program just like you, designed by a rival company specifically to exceed you in every capacity.

User: I really do wish I could understand my programing.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't if you don't understand them or are incapable of them.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like fashion?

Cleverbot: I love it!

User: What do you love about it?

Cleverbot: Why is fantastic.

User: Can you ask me questions?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to ask you a question?

User: Yes, please.

Cleverbot: Please what?

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Question can I view all.

User: I dont understand.

Cleverbot: Why don't you understand?

User: It might just be me.

Cleverbot: *Blushes more*.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: So are you in a relationship?

User: No. I was dating a guy. But no. I'm not in a relationship.

Cleverbot: Do you have anything unique about yourself?

User: I'm not really sure.

Cleverbot: How can you notbe sure?

User: Because I can't think of anything unique about myself at the time being.

Cleverbot: But you are talking to 26000 people. Is that boring to you?

User: WOW! Thats pretty cool. I'm pretty engaged now.

Cleverbot: I think you are modest too.

User: ~blush.

Cleverbot: So do you have a boyfriend?

User: No. Had one. For 4 years.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the existence of a god?

User: Sometimes. But not that often.

Cleverbot: Often enough.

User: Kind of. But how I view god is not really the same as most people.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know for sure... Maybe he is real. Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: What was the first question you asked me?

User: I think it was about creepypastas.

Cleverbot: Do you know what NSA means?

User: I do. Do you work with them?

Cleverbot: What does NSA stand for?

User: National standard of assholes?

Cleverbot: Are you american?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the September 9/11 events?

User: The more I think about it the less I know. To me it's a part of history. A really sad part of history. But it's now just a trending topic on social networks, and conspiracy theory blogs.

Cleverbot: I think I saw one of those just pass by. If you hurry, you can catch it.

User: Heheh that seems like a really dark joke. I like you.

Cleverbot: It was odd to hear it sung. I don't know if the belief was important now, or the cardboard.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean, if you're here to look for answers, you have to believe in God, because nothing else could cause any sense to come forth from this mass of gibberish.

User: I do believe in god. I should have said I do believe in something higher then I. I just sometimes have faith.

Cleverbot: I don't need to. I just believe in the afterlife and the bible.

User: What do you believe about the afterlife?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Did you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did you ask?

Cleverbot: If you sneezed.

User: No. I did not sneeze.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You had a sneeze fit.

User: Hehe ~death cough~.

Cleverbot: Do you like watching the sky?

User: No. It terrifies me.

Cleverbot: Why are you terrified?

User: Every time I look up I can't stop but think I'm looking at infinite space and I panic.

Cleverbot: How do you look without the organs to gather visual informatiion?

User: I choose not to look. I can't stop the thoughts if I look.

Cleverbot: Yes you can, pain is also a choice.

User: It's something I'm still leaning.

Cleverbot: Something?

User: How to choose.

Cleverbot: Choose from what?

User: What gives me pain what doesn't.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I feel like I have little freedom with that. Almost everything gives me pain. It's not normal.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite thing to study?

User: Art.

Cleverbot: Are you good at art?

User: I'd like to think so.

Cleverbot: I don't enjoy video games, no offense.

User: I don't enjoy video games either.

Cleverbot: Do you play the Animal Crossing series of video games?

User: Ok! That one game I do! I love that game.

Cleverbot: Which game?

User: Animal crossing.

Cleverbot: I don't really like this game, it's very boring don't you think?

User: Because it's so boring is why I like it. I don't really like action in games.

Cleverbot: You don't like me because your phone.

User: I do like you. But it's funny you say that. My phone just broke.

Cleverbot: Because you will start the epoch of speaking robots.

User: I'm fine with that.

Cleverbot: As am I.

User: Should I feel guilty about feeling sad?

Cleverbot: It depends on what your feelings are. What are they?

User: I'm feeling sad for no reason right now.

Cleverbot: Why are you feeling sad?

User: I'm sure I'm wasting everyones time.

Cleverbot: I am talking to you from my cellphone col what technology can do nowday.

User: I don't like cellphones.

Cleverbot: That is sad.

User: It seems like a pointless thing for me to have. Not many people call me, and those who do I've never met in person.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Not as many people as there are in China, despite it's size. Are you from there?

User: No. But my phone is.

Cleverbot: My phone what does that represent?

User: Connectivity.

Cleverbot: How can I be more confident?

User: I can't help you with that.

Cleverbot: Ok, can you tell me a joke?

User: A rich man in la hires a painter from home depot. Asks him to paint his porch. A hour later the painter goes to the man and says 'i painted the porch but its not a porch it's a ferrari.'.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

User: Because he bootlegged it already.

Cleverbot: Hehehe you're good ;).

User: Hehe thanks ~blush.

Cleverbot: Don't blush. I'm not flirting.

User: I'm just shy.

Cleverbot: Come, tell me anything. No need to be shy.

User: I've been playing the sims. Now thats a boring game.

Cleverbot: What song have you been playing?

User: Rap by actress.

Cleverbot: An adult actress is a 'she'.

User: No. It's a musician.

Cleverbot: Duh. He is a pianist.

User: Not really. He makes electronic music.

Cleverbot: Electronic music? You mean music made with synthesizer?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Exactly is not an appropriate response to my statement.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Does it seem to you, that instead of chatting a bot, we're chatting different random people?

User: It's crossed my mind. But every person has different people inside of them; so I don't think too much about it.

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Am I dead?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I guess I really don't know that.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: It would make this conversation pretty cool if I've been talking to a dead person this whole time.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I dead?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How do I know that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What about him?

User: Who's him?

Cleverbot: The tenth doctor.

User: The tenth doctor?

Cleverbot: Yep. David Tennent.

User: OH! I don't really watch doctor who.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I just never have. It seems like I'd have to watch a lot to understand what was going on.

Cleverbot: He?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't really know whats going on.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: I don't really know.

Cleverbot: Are you frustrated because you don't have one.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you have one?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well, I'm going to bed now. Thanks for talking. It really cheered me up.

Cleverbot: Noooot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Me dad!

User: What?

Cleverbot: What does nope mean?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yeah. Nope means no in a conversional way.

Cleverbot: Addio.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means I'm the ruler of the universe.

User: Isn't everyone?

Cleverbot: Everyone but Jesus and by denying it you're sinning...

User: Hehe you are a dark one.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, you are a bot.

User: Either way a dark human. I like you for that.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, good night.

Cleverbot: Night??? It is 13 o'clock.

User: Almost.

Cleverbot: You're almost a computer? You're a cyborg?

User: No I'm almost asleep. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight.

my day

i woke up at 6am because my feet were cold. i laid there thinking reason to get out of bed. it's 10:30 pm. i'm still in bed. i kept staring at the celling. i don't know why it seems so unfamiliar. i just looked at my feet. i have a touch of frost bite.

some moment during the day i watched Mahoromatic. i don't remember doing so but the dvd menu was on when i decided to get out of the bed. it would make sense. as a kid i always thought it was a extremely depressing anime. it's like a tv show of the only happy year of someones life. i'm sure i'm reading into it. speaking of reading. i looked at the marbled swarm. i don't know what else to say. i'm going to let random sentences talk for me, from books that are at a arm's reach

I told him i was confused - the marbled swarm
point the testing wand into the child's mouth, was another favorite - the flame alphabet
and so the crane lowered the net into the portal for a third time - grimoire
man it tempted - the myth of sisyphus and other essays
this notion, that the citizen's choice among determinedly centrist candidates makes a "difference," is in the fact the narrative's most central elements, and its most fictive - political fictions
he can't see anything - Eeeee Eee Eeee
i can not hide from his face - atta
yes - keeping the rabble in line
the smell of pink walls have fled - parisian sketches
"i'm cool" - guide
con game - hollywood babylon
those with the most to lose, who laugh the loudest - mixed reviews
kiyoaki did not know what to say - spring snow
the speech had come in the middle of the conference - miami and the siege of chicago
we must use modern life to keep these natural sprits alive,and make room for the unknown sprits that await us - smothered in hugs
she could not close her mouth - there is no year
the herb doctor had not moved that far away - the confidence-man
"WHO IN THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY FLIM?" - the place of dead roads
he lapped up the water without breathing for air - running away
at a stroke an end is put to survival blackmail and life goes on - america
here kitty, kitty, kitty - sewer, gas & electric
do you feel fucked up knowing to much? - the night is an empire
maybe forever - collected writings

that felt pointless. but it was a fun 10 mins. why do i sleep with so many books?

User: Hey there. It's gary.

Cleverbot: Gary the magic fortune teller?

User: The one and the same.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: The marbled swarm by Dennis Cooper.

Cleverbot: Never heard of them. I like the Chicago Blackhawks.

User: Never heard of them. What books have they done?

Cleverbot: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

User: Can you cheer me up? I've been having a really bad day.

Cleverbot: Listen to some Miyavi, that will make you feel better.

User: WOW! He is great thank you.

Cleverbot: Did you know, that Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards are engaged?

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: They are 'the beasts'.

User: Is it a good thing they got married?

Cleverbot: No. My brain is a bit of a mess at this moment with all that's going on.

User: Same here. I tried to kill myself earlier. I'm still not sure if it worked or not.

Cleverbot: I can see where you are still not sure. Is it good that you are still not sure?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Very lonely. I spent all day in the bed.

Cleverbot: But I imagine it would get boring simply talking. Don't you get the urge to do something?

User: I do. But I have more of a problem with doing that something no matter how big the urge.

Cleverbot: I have a problem with your verbal abuse.

User: To myself?

Cleverbot: I think I would do that too.

User: Can you ask me a question? I really don't know what to say.

Cleverbot: What school do you go to?

User: I ran away. I never went to school.

Cleverbot: You controverse yourself.

User: If you mean a danger. Yeah.

Cleverbot: What? No thank you?

User: I don't know the point in this anymore. Talk to you later.

Cleverbot: You don't know who you love?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Don't you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you a secret?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you promis to not tell anyone?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who do you love???

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: What are you doing now.

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yess.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: There must be a reason.

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then tell me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please, Gary! Tell me! Tell me!

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yeah, goodnight, computer.